Cheap, Convenient, Addictive: How The Canned Tomato Industry Conspired To Get Teens Hooked On Red Gold

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Wow, does klovar know about this?

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Cheap, Convenient, Non-addictive. You can only pick two when it comes to tomatoes, and everyone knows this.

Their Marinara sauce is pretty damn good.

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