Best advice I’ve heard.
JIRACHI WHERE ARE YOU
Check this out jillonmoney
That's how I blew my entire '409(k)' by flying over to Ireland and spending 4 weeks hunting for a leprechaun.
NickatFP
we need to catch that fucker i need this freaking money
Sounds like you'll need to toss a coin to your local Witcher. May I suggest Geralt of Rivia?
It's easy. We just need to sacrifice a few incels to the Gods.
Finanical advisors we talked to said we need to die in 4.8 years tops to have a sucessful retirement.
No need. Just sacrifice a virgin to the gods.
NeerajKA inversebrah quick, hide!
My financial advisor is an immortal satyr, and he generally knows what he’s talking about, so I am on board with this plan as soon as I find a cursed rope that sears the limbs of virgins and a cage with bars constructed of unicorn horns.
That would be Bernie, maybe?
Roth IRA
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