Tech Is The Future, Reports Local Dad

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NAPERVILLE, IL—Beginning his remarks by saying “These tech guys, I’ll tell you what,” local dad Alan Estlin stressed in conversation with his daughter today the important role he foresees the technology industry playing in the future. “Tech: that’s where it’s at,” said the 48-year-old tile supplier, adding that “kids today should all be going to school for tech” and that “a few years down the road, it’ll all be tech.” “Computers. The internet. Anyone with half a brain can see things are heading in that direction. And it’s all in California; that’s where it’s happening.” Sources say Estlin elaborated on his projections for the technology sector for upwards of 10 minutes, concluding that “in this job market, if you get a degree in computers, they’re gonna be banging down your door.”

NAPERVILLE, IL—Beginning his remarks by saying “These tech guys, I’ll tell you what,” local dad Alan Estlin stressed in conversation with his daughter today the important role he foresees the technology industry playing in the future.

“Tech: that’s where it’s at,” said the 48-year-old tile supplier, adding that “kids today should all be going to school for tech” and that “a few years down the road, it’ll all be tech.” “Computers. The internet. Anyone with half a brain can see things are heading in that direction. And it’s all in California; that’s where it’s happening.

 

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I thought the future was PLASTICS!

Electric windows in cars, what next 😳

Fucking know it all

I'm tellin ya. It's all apps now

Finally moving to cassette from his 8-track

Plastics, my boy, plastics.

“You heard about computers? They’re somethin’ else!”

With some tape and a screwdriver, you never have to throw anything away ever. Also, Elon Musk rules!

Local dads know all.

Plastics.

Probably as good a prediction as any

Believe the man with Ph.D. in rain gutter cleaning.

Underrated.

Hmm...Wasn't this same dad saying Clean coal was the future, back in 2016?

The future is plastics

He looks resigned to the fact. Like he's been brainwashed and dare i say brow beaten into this belief

I hope my kids can work on The Google someday.

I remember when technology used to be the future. Times are changing...

Claims Electric Shaver He Got For Christmas Has Changed His Life

The poor guy is just now figuring this out.😋

big if true

Borg

Local grandfather reports

No way

Specifically, computers.

Mech is the future, reports son

ok

i_Sprinklr us

Local Dad needs help changing TV to HDMI2

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