This kinda reads like gen z 'quiet quitting' fan fiction, ngl
That’s every CEO… always an excuse and of why they didn’t perform. Also, once they’re in the club, regardless of their results, they always seem to be able to find another job
I said my door is always open twice and think outside the box 4 times!
Board room is now empty,his kids did the art work,managers duties now include landscaping plumbing and housekeeping. CEO now on government black list. SUCCESS!
Just Elon Musk
It is good he recognizes all his employees and calls them ‘Sport’
If the company still making $ then, well,
It kinda sweet The Onion intern think he doing good job
'I'm please to announce we've used accounting tricks to move our inevitable bankruptcy until at LEAST next quarter!' -Sweet CEO
In other news: Boeing glad their planes wouldn't be of any use after all as global demand plummets.
I had a stronk reding thas
cc issabailot :d
mike mcavoy
Well he'll get a $3 Million bonus for it, so
Well he say, think outside the box...
The grammar makes it even cuter
Awww
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