‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far,’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News Appearances

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‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News Appearances

 

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Finger shouldn't be on the trigger unless you are aiming and ready to fire. Bad trigger discipline Oprah. Saw some Chunky lady on TV in the late 80's for a minute. Oprah. Figured it was just some weight loss show so never watched Oprah.

Lets not forget ‘The Secret’.

I actually learned Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil were on fox from the onion

Ha!

HAHAHAAAHA!

iF a Gop EVER POSE with LOADED RIFLE ohhhhhhhh the hell they would have 2 go thru some 1 tell her NO HUMAN ALIVE IS here 2 serve HER so put the Rifle DOWN or aim it at her own

' And YOU get a gun, and YOU get a gun and YOU get a gun ' classic Oprah

SHE JOINED Obama on air force 1 to go on vacation FREAKING BILLIOANARE should of paid 4 HER OWN FLIGHT she said she DONATES MILLIONS 2 DEM PARTY so that makes it right ?ALL tax payers are not just dems wonder if she loaded Shotgun & ever aim it at DNC & Told them THEY WENT 2 FAR?

If only...

I hope that thing doesn't accidentally go off - those windows look expensive to replace.

'Hasta la vista' says Oprah with an Austrian accent, while putting on sunglasses and a biker jacket.

Sadly...she had quite a few really bad picks. Add Cesar Milan to that line up. Extraordinarily bad for the dog training world!

Hugh Newton alive is!

LOL

If we could only be so lucky

Oprah created monsters that went to the dark side of TV, a long time ago. Creepy sellouts. And Dr. Phil should have his license (if he still had one) taken for exploiting minors.

Gotta say... gun jokes aren't funny so much these days.

Of the list: Dr. Phil & Dr. Oz On the list: pump-action Mossberg 500 - great for the holidays & really gives your wrists a workout! I love it!

I trust the onion more than fox news

I want this to be real

steveDEWsa DrOz DrPhil When did Oprah have an entire loft built ontop of her head?

DrOz DrPhil She created these two shitbuckets, it’s only fair she should end them. Remember to double tap!

DrOz DrPhil You forgot Ellen

DrOz DrPhil If true, lock her up, twitter shouldn’t be endorsing these posts. Sad...if she had nothing to do with this...The Onion should be barred until corrective action.

DrOz DrPhil 🙃

DrOz DrPhil Going gangsta 👌🏾

DrOz DrPhil I know this is a satire account but Fox News was trying to get out of a lawsuit by interviewing “experts” and these two fell for it. Fox has been accused of misinformation early in the pandemic. See here:

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DrOz DrPhil Oprah is a billionaire who gives zero fucks. She literally thought she had to enter a grocery store through the shopping cart opening. That's how out of touch she is.

YGalanter DrOz DrPhil

DrOz DrPhil okay, now this is epic

DerrickJWyatt DrOz DrPhil anyone falls for this from the onion go get your damned head examined

DrOz DrPhil When The Onion sounds like real news... We are living in bizarre times for sure.

DrOz DrPhil

royaldmd1 DrOz DrPhil Is that real? That can't be real! REally? In this case, who am I to judge? Thoughts and prayers‼️

DrOz DrPhil Yas girl!

DrOz DrPhil To make up for his comments, Dr. Oz pledges to donate flower and race car toe tags to local morgues.

DrOz DrPhil

lawprofblawg DrOz DrPhil So that was a parody, right? I mean, these are special times. QDay33

DrOz DrPhil Oprah Winfrey has to speak against this monsters she introduced them in to our life she has to get them fired.

DrOz DrPhil

DrOz DrPhil g3tg0

DrOz DrPhil Oprah loves the NRA!!!

devincf DrOz DrPhil If only...

DrOz DrPhil tagging them on the tweet

MaraWilson DrOz DrPhil CC: PatrickClaybon

davidmackau DrOz DrPhil Love it

davidmackau DrOz DrPhil

DrOz DrPhil

DrOz DrPhil Opie, opens Up...

DrOz DrPhil Needed

DrOz DrPhil This is funny, but really, Oprah needs to say something. If anything. These guys are ruining her brand.

DrOz DrPhil

DrOz DrPhil Old Philler.

DrOz DrPhil Like she's any better? Please.

DrOz DrPhil

DrOz DrPhil This is not acceptable

DrOz DrPhil Danielroyy91

DrOz DrPhil Oprah needs to clean up her mess.

DrOz DrPhil LiveBrave

DrOz DrPhil 😂

DrOz DrPhil Its too late Oprah, Dr Frankenstein. Your monster already threw the little girl in the lake. Enjoy...

DrOz DrPhil I thought 'The Onion' was supposed to be funny?

DrOz DrPhil GTA 6 loading screen

DrOz DrPhil Oprah comin'

DrOz DrPhil * Dr. Oz, Phil.

DrOz DrPhil I'm gonna convince myself this actually happened just for a little joy in my life.

DrOz DrPhil Oh if only..she started them, line her up too

DrOz DrPhil infieldflygrl

DrOz DrPhil And you get a shell! And you get a shell!

DrOz DrPhil LMAO I wish.

DrOz DrPhil This is the plot for the next purge2020 . oprah cleanses the earth of her creations.

DrOz DrPhil slugs manually filled with plaquinil !

DrOz DrPhil

DrOz DrPhil And Dr. Drew!!!!

samjcharles DrOz DrPhil 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Who really believes this 🐂💩

DrOz DrPhil Purge it up

giving her way too much credit

DrOz DrPhil I was hoping you would weigh in

DrOz DrPhil JohnEberlin Tick tock.....

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DrOz DrPhil Omar Winfrey

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DrOz DrPhil does anyone know her paypal or venmo? i would like to send money for shells

DrOz DrPhil Look at the pretty flowers...

DrOz DrPhil If I'm on the jury I vote to acquit

DrOz DrPhil This better be real. Sick of this channel’s liberal lies.

DrOz DrPhil Onion is getting closer to my eyes. 🤨

DrOz DrPhil Oprah , is this true?

DrOz DrPhil Time to kill off these characters and I’m sure Oprah TeamHarpo own the rights

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