DUBLIN, OH—Representatives for the restaurant chain Wendy's announced Tuesday that due to the item's continually dismal performance, the company would be discontinuing the widely disliked hamburger sandwich.
While the company has experimented with variations on the hamburger sandwich over the years, Wendy's representatives said such efforts have all been met with quizzical reactions—and sometimes even outright revulsion—from customers."Honestly, we tried everything," Wendy's research and development head Charles Cullen said. "We tried including free packets of our tomato catsup sauce, but people said the sauce was too sweet.
The side item will reportedly be replaced by the restaurant's beloved fresh celery sticks in all combo-meal deals.Though Wendy's has sunk nearly $150 million dollars into the hamburger sandwich project since 1969, Smith maintained that Wendy's would remain financially solvent.
The bun looks like a goddamn couch cushion.
Funny, but true. If you want a hamburger at Wendy's, you have to order a cheeseburger and say you want it without cheese (except for the Jr. Hamburger). I believe Wendy's stopped selling hamburgers years ago.
Fuckin’ got’em
Someone is about to put Onion Rings on the menu! Wendys
Maybe if they held the onions it would be more popular?
Drugs, they mess up writing for some people.
It took them long enough!
Wendys you gonna take this shit? Lol
No
Dammit! It's spelled hamberder.
Brilliant. Has Dave made a comment yet?
wendys burgers is square this is fake news
cc: Pflax1
Interview Don Turnbee or gtfo
I don't miss the days when the Onion was merely silly Mad Libs crap like this instead of something actually clever or ironic.
Yum
Only Frosty? Sure.
Hamberder* 🤣🤣
at this point, I think the best thing they can put on their menu is Wendy herself
Is that right fam? Wendys
and Fries too I hear
light vinaigrettes are nice.
Shouldn’t they consider phasing out their unpopular menu first?
God I wish this were real
the burger not even square 🤦♂️
Wendy's nuts hit your face GOTTEM
Where’s the beef?
From my cold, dead and greasy hands.
I want an Impossible Burger... not real meat
Can't a blame a fellow for trying...
Wendys
WHA
lol
Y’all still eating Wendy’s?
The only reason people like showering in really hot water is because they miss the warmth of people’s affection.