The decision to cause a full-blown, multi-state pandemic of a virus that was effectively eliminated from the national population generations ago is my choice alone, and regardless of your personal convictions, that right should never be taken away from a child’s parent. Never.
Say what you will about me, but I’ve read the information out there and weighed every option, so I am confident in my choice to revive a debilitating illness that was long ago declared dead and let it spread like wildfire from school to school, town to town, and state to state, until it reaches every corner of the country. Leaving such a momentous decision to someone you haven’t even met and who doesn’t care about your child personally—nowabsurd! Maybe I choose to bring back the mumps.
I am by no means telling mothers and fathers out there what to do; I’m simply standing up for every parent’s right to make his or her own decision. You may choose to follow the government-recommended immunization schedule for your child, and that’sdecision as a parent.
Look, I’ve done the research on these issues, I’ve read the statistics, and I’ve carefully considered the costs and benefits, and there’s simply no question in my mind that inciting a nationwide health emergency by unleashing a disease that can kill 20 percent or more of its victims is the right one for my child.
Her body her choice
So one in two million kids die from C0vid but The Onion persists in towing the deluded big pharma corporate line sweeping the more common risks of the vaxes under the rug. The Onion’s not letting the facts get in the way of their self righteous attempt at humor.
onion headquarters under occupation now?
These are the same parents who let the kid play with their purse gun while waiting in line at Walmart .
oh man could y'all have maybe used a different name?
How about I choose to vaccinate my child because I do what I’m told.
Being pro-virus is hard work.
The cool thing about evolution is that bad ideas take care of themselves
lbraun21 The crazy thing is that there’s actually people out there who are like this 💀💀💀
MrTimCallanan Anyone who doesn’t vaccinate their kids should be done for child abuse.
shrink4men Very quiet on this virus, the old Anti Vaxxers...
It’s funny because it’s true
The sad part about this is I'm 99% sure there is actually people who believe this
same argument as from people circumcising their children
Oh, if only it weren't satire for so many... if only.
Andrea Martin, no! I loved you in PIPPIN!
_erikarter is this you
For once I'd like to see a child's DAD being presented as a brainwashed paranoid culprit of bioterrorism :( :/ :'(
I know a couple people who think this way and they may or may not be directly related to me (ps if anyone has advice i'd love to hear it)
SofaKingGay 'I'm not going to hire a qualified electrician - I'll do the rewiring myself. It's my house and I know what's best for it!'
I know this is the onion satire but the point of it is if vaccinations work then you shouldn't be worried that my child is unvaccinated if it works
It's a really long article.
Some Karens are called Andrea apparently
She is totally wrong.
Freedom isn't free
Now do HIV.
One extra covid vaccine that she does not get.
You are a BOW You should want your- Body to know how to Fight! If it's never been to battle- How do you expect to win a War? Children Contracting the Flue Naturally (Is a Good-thing, so long as they overcome) *Most Will! Molly Coddling- is Society trying to be everyone's Mom!
Funny how fickle the 'my body my choice' concept is on the left
I know some “Catholics” with this logic
Pathetic misunderstandings about toxic, ineffective, never-eliminated-any disease vaccines. You're harming, and enslaving humanity with this garbage. Also, not funny.
'I don't vaccinate my children because I'm the only thing that can go inside them'
End of Story . . . . . . . very clever . . . . it sure is.
i remember when the onion used to punch up instead of down
If women are always right why do they pick the wrong men 🔥
Pooie
Being a gangster is the exact opposite of singing and dancing. Yet so many rappers try to associate the two together.