BENTON HARBOR, MI—Advertised as an essential home appliance for any seafood lover, KitchenAid unveiled Monday the latest addition to its line of products, a lobster sedation kit designed to reduce the cruelty inherent in boiling to death a living, feeling creature.
“Rather than violently plunging a still-very-much-alive meal into 212-degree water without warning, both professional and at-home chefs can now facilitate a more peaceful transition for their dinner.
You fool, nothing is stopping me from just eating the lobster *and* the sedation kit whole.
So thoughtful. It's better this way.
Oh JFC.
Play some Smash mouth. It’ll beg for death.
Suppressing a lobster's movement doesn't reduce pain; it's rather more cruel. Boiling them alive doesn't add any protein.
Bro the photoshop on this is insane, thanks onion!
Soylent Green Is Lobster!
It’s not even 1st April? 🤣
WTF
Consider the lobster
They have same nerve system as a cock roach.
who finna sedate their lobster😭🤣
Someone think of the lobsters
MrJesseJames4 Don’t they die instantly in boiling water?
clove oil will actually do this. frfr
Lobsters go peench peench
I just put on Fox News in the kitchen and the lobster jumps in the boiling water by itself lobstercide
No this is totally a Williams Sanoma thing
simpleminded71
Tanyalgilbert 😭
This sounds like a metaphor for Jordan Peterson haters
Bless! The practice of boiling lobsters alive is the only moral dilemma I’ve ever faced in regards to food. So thankful for this Kitchen Aid solution to it. 😌🙏🏻
All kidding aside just stab them, bash their head, run them over with your bike ect... Anything is better than being BOILED ALIVE!!!!😱 Jesus...
Never trust a lobster...ever
BobTozzi We need this for more people than lobsters.
But does it come in aqua sky?
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'Consider the Lobster'
Just keep in mind the 'vein' is not what it sounds like.
Like some kid isn’t going to use that on his sibling. Sheesh.
I gotta be honest, I would totally be on board with this
This account has served its purpose. Imo.
LOL, brutal.
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