Oh boy, gamers, Microsoft is not gonna be happy about this one! After last week’s $499 price reveal of the upcoming Xbox Series X, Playstation struck back, printing billions in counterfeit bills and flooding the market to cause hyperinflation, making the American dHope you Xbox stans enjoy spending $400,000 on a can of Coke!
Gamers have been waiting with baited breath for Sony’s response to the Series X price, remembering gleefully that the company drew blood last generation by pricing the Playstation 4 at $100 less than the Xbox One. Thankfully, the machiavellian masterminds at Sony did not disappoint, with their gambit sending U.S. markets into a historic panic that has led to Americans carrying around wheelbarrows full of cash, begging retailers to take anything for food, and hoarding clean water and firearms.
maker like Microsoft until it’s over, especially in an epic rivalry like this. In fact, we’re already hearing reports that Microsoft execs have gathered a pile a sharpened sticks and started throwing stones at the windows of the Sony of America headquarters in order to tempt them into a handbrawl to end their efforts at currency manipulation.
Damn playing for keeps, huh Sony?
CoyoteDogNoiser
Money printer go brrrr
That’s what I call epic gamer moment
Who every wrote this. Need stop drinking lithium and eating paint chips
Elaborate!
i fucking wish
playing the long game, eh? smart move
Sony just decided to kill off the competition early.
No Trump bashing today?
THE WORLD AND HIS MISTRESS WERE BUGGED!! URGENT, NOT Q Please, For Trump's sake take the time and retweet when happy. This needs to go viral ASAP. Likes ❤️won't help, retweets PPS: I have no connection with the authors, who risked their lives
Also I think TraitorTrump beat them too it... at used to get 120 yen per dollar now 105 and dropping...
octobadger1 KingslyFishao
Ugliest console ever?
That will teach them.
I better hear this on Marketplace 's next show. Don't bury this story mollywood & kairyssdal
i thought onion satire
Wow. Dick move.
I hope the SNES will be cheaper than the Genesis. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
thats how it goes
Great strategy
AndyReidDev
Smart planning, Sony 👍
bRUH
That would explain their latest game, “The New Adventures of Milton Friedman”
damn might have to switch to ps5 to do a praxis
Oh. Well.
The TrumpBox?
Sony shoots 2 bullet holes in foot to Microsoft’s 1 to “win the console war” that no longer exists.
You can win an X-Box here by scratching a scratch card... for FREE!
THE ONION THIS IS THE BEST ARTICLE YOUVE MADE LMAOOOO
Yet EA will still find a way to charge those microtransactions
poggers
sony does what microdont
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